Tyler Bleszinski hates the video gaming industry
by toadwarrior 10.Jun.2007

Tyler Bleszinski is the older brother of Epic's Cliff Bleszinski. As you may know Epic Megagames is the company that likes to feature the same generic space marines in the same generic story with the same generic racist stereotypical token black guy.

Their games lack any substance and some games, like Unreal Tournament 2003, they try to ignore they happened because they were so shit. Why are their games so shit? Well, Cliff, himself, stated that for unreal Tournament 2003 they focused more on graphics than actual gameplay and that they some how rectified this with Unreal Tournament 2004 despite the fact it's basically the same game. This isn't a one off event no matter what Cliffy says. The poor sales of UT3 are down to the fact it's a very pretty game with a very shit gameplay experience.

If it wasn't for the sales from their engine, I highly doubt Epic would be around anymore. This is a company that makes Acclaim look good.

And here in lies the problem with Tyler. He prefers the kind of gaming that has little to no substance. Where women serve little to no purpose and there is exactly one black guy who was an ex-athlete who grew up in the ghetto and is always ganking his homies fried chicken.

tyler takes his baby to a room full of half naked women like a responsible father
I'm not saying Tyler is a bad father
but I wouldn't take my daughter into a room full of sluts.

In this article he cries like a little bitch about the Nintendo Wii.

He says
"But the times, they are a-changing. If Nintendo has its way, young males will no longer be the dominant segment of the console audience--and this transition appears to be happening faster than I expected. The other day I was in Target looking to pick up some games when I saw an older woman--very likely a grandmother--waiting for the clerk's attention. She wanted him to get her a couple of games from inside the locked glass cabinet. When he asked her which ones, she stated Cooking Mama and Wii Play.

I could barely stifle a groan. Don't get me wrong; I think it's cute that someone who likely had no idea what a video game was would suddenly plunk down her Social Security money so she can cook virtual meals, play a rousing game of table tennis and shark her little grandchildren out of their milk money in billiards. But honestly, I had refused to believe that grandmothers were buying these things as so many news reports have claimed until I saw it with my own eyes. My story may be anecdotal, but the plural of anecdote is data, and there are more than enough news stories on this topic to suggest that this phenomenon is real.”

Gaming needs to move beyond the teenager's bedroom so this is a good thing. It will bring much more money into the industry. It's not like Tyler buys every video game in existence so why should it bother him if companies start offering more variety to bring gaming to more people?

Tyler isn't exactly young and I think it says a lot about him that he wants gaming to be stuck in some teenage make mentality. My guess is his father skills are probably a bit shit because he's too busy being badass on his Xbox360 calling everyone a faggot gaylord along with his 14 year old teammates.

Don't get me wrong I enjoy violent and pointless games too. I still play Quake and I've never beaten Vice City because I'd rather go around town killing people for no reason other than they are there and it's fun. But I am not a simpleton like Tyler Bleszinski. I can need more variety. I need games like Pokemon, Tetris and Hotel Dusk to go along with Dead or Alive, San Andreas and Metal Gear Solid.

I can't see myself ever buying Cooking Mama but I have the intelligence to realise that it's sales will help fund the publisher and developer and make it easier for them to make riskier niche titles that do appeal to hardcore gamers.

But Tyler Bleszinski doesn't see it that way and that's because he's not a real gamer. He is this breed of jackass that has infected console gaming since Microsoft entered the market. He thinks he's hardcore because he likes his games full of muscular white men (it makes you wonder...). The guy probably wouldn't know what to do with the likes of Super Mario Bros., Robotron, Contra or Earthbound. The history of gaming, for him, consists of the Xbox and the 360.

He also states:
"My problem is what this new crowd appears to be drawn to. Games like Wii Sports, Wii Play and Cooking Mama have become some of the biggest sellers, and that is what has me worried. If these are the type of games that become blockbusters, then you can count on other gaming companies who cater to the more hardcore gamer--aka me and the millions of others who've been driving this business--to promptly change direction."

That is the kind of mentality I'd expect to find in a racist and who knows, maybe Tyler is a racist along with his brother Cliff Bleszinski and that why Epic's games always feature a token Negro to shuck and jive and entertain the young make audience. This is also the same mentality that comes from the twats on voice chat that call people Jews, faggots, etc. Tyler Bleszinski is associating himself with this group so one can only assume that, as I've said, perhaps he is a racist. He has all the signs; he's close-minded, a bit simple and enjoys violence.

The sooner people like him get out of gaming the better gaming will be and then maybe gaming can move on and show the whole world it's the greatest form of entertainment ever.

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